A tribute

To Chris.

On Women:

Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:43):
Man I wish she was a door, So I could slam her all night
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:43):
Whats great is that she looks unhappy
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:43):
which means that shes not happy
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:44):
which means that anything you do
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:44):
Will make a girl like that
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:44):
Happy
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:44):
You cant loose
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:44):
and if they get angry, You act like some abusive father, smack her and threaten her and she'll stick around


On Insurance:

Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:27):
well the bristles on car washes are normally soft and brush the car gently
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:28):
the ones for morrison were solid plastic
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:28):
and it sounded like it was flailing my car
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:28):
I felt like jesus
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:28):
Scruffed all the paintwork
carl- Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." says (21:28):
what did you do
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:28):
Puffed my chest out, Went in there, Told them that this shit was not on, Parked my car in the carwash so no one else could get in
carl- Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." says (21:29):
LOL
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:29):
They brought some insurance forms out and shizzle, I gotta write to morrisons insurance company to get it sorted
carl- Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." says (21:29):

carl- Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." says (21:29):
I would have done the same
carl- Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." says (21:29):
but instead of talking to them
carl- Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." says (21:29):
just walked into morrisons
carl- Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." says (21:29):
put on my ray ban sunglasses
carl- Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." says (21:29):
and just started punching people



On burglary:

Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:47):
Take my yoda lightsaber that I've just bought, and beat him to death
Chris Represents the Church Rave Cross-over says (21:47):
Or I stand there with an extra large kitchen knife. Claiming there can only be one



He is just a bad motherfucker. Deal.